.....My ship!

.....My horse!

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Well, it was entertaining while it lasted. Now I must find use for this brush. And if you had not seen or heard of it yet, I did in fact grow a beard.


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I think some of us came out of that ordeal no worse for wear. For that I am grateful.

And also older.

I am sorry for saying cruel things the other day. My apology is overdue and for that I am also very sorry.

I hope the weekend has been kinder to everyone.

[Click. Er, but the audio hasn't turned off quite as planned. Silence. Someone walking around.

More silence. More walking.

Theeeen......]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Oh look, two Narnia royals. Arguing.]

I am the King of Narnia now and this blade is rightfully mine, gifted by the High King himself, dismissing any decree you may have.

I am in my rightful place by prescription and conquest and as the heir to the Telmarine throne.

You will have none of it.


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By royal decree from King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar...

Carrots.

I demand them.

You may pay tribute at my royal residence or at The Blue Light.

[Click. That's the sound of a Telmarine preparing a voice post, except oops this is a video feed.]

I do not see a problem with asking someone who might know better.

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[The audio clicks on for the chorus.]

TELMARINE PEOPLE

TELMARINE TRIBE

SO PROUD TO LIVE

SO PROUD TO DIE

[...And off. But not off the stage at The Blue Light. Yet.]

[Hushed. For his own good perhaps.]

I need a little bit of help.

[The sound of someone putting bowls away, getting cooking utensils out.]

Now.